3/10
The Vidiot Reviews...
9 September 2012
Rumpelstiltskin

The argument for and against removing a boy's rumpelstiltskin is a gross one that should not be depicted in a movie.

Fortunately, the rumpelstiltskin in this horror is a goblin that steals children, not the removal of access epidermis.

Centuries ago, a demonic creature christened Rumpelstiltskin was forever encased inside of a bauble.

Nowadays, Rumpelstiltskin's ornate prison finds itself on a dusty shelf of a store dedicated to the occult.

One day, mom Shelley (Kim Johnston Ulrich) happens upon the curio shop and enters. Captivated by the object, she purchases it and takes it home.

But when the creepy tchotchke is accidentally trashed, Rumpelstiltskin escapes and carries on his baby-napping ways, starting with Shelley's newborn.

Inspired by the Grimm fairy tale, this low-budget parable's attempt at terror only results in laughable performances and a weak plot.

Besides, if he's so into baby-napping, why doesn't Rumpelstiltskin just become an au pair? (Red Light)

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