You know where I find my zombies? I see them at a bowling alley just hanging around drinking beer and eating nachos. Don't eat the green ice cream! It's loaded with radiation that will change you nerds into moron zombies. Look, where'd my hand go? Who ordered the brains? Give this man a hand? Let's attack a drunk pissing in an alleyway! Oh. Scary!! Could we at least give these characters some personality?! They act like the Scooby Doo gang on ecstasy. The only positive thing I can say about this mindless piece of crap is that the DVD made a great coaster for my beer. I've had more fun watching paint dry (seriously) Take it with a grain of salt.
Review of Aaah! Zombies!!
