1/10
Her cleavage could only hold my attention for so long...
20 May 2013
Vampires, Nazis, hot female kick-arse killer... it should've been brilliant, right?

Unfortunately, at the very start of the film I knew that it was going to suck - and no, not in a vampiric way... there was almost an air of badness about it.

Suspicions proved correct within 5 minutes, the lead, with her costume reducing her to a sex object (and if the film was aimed at over-sexed teenage boys, then why not?), was disappointing in that she had no real charm or wow-factor about her, and just about every prostitute in the brothel had a nicer face! Still, the outfit went some ways towards disguising her awful acting skills and I found it almost impossible to not stare at her breasts for almost the entire 20 minutes I managed to endure of this abomination.

Uwe Boll gets a lot of stick but there are worse films out there than what he makes, so I feel it unjustified. Actually, he's kind of a source of inspiration in that he does what he loves regardless of what people think, and makes money at it too!

So, Uwe Boll: so-so; BloodRayne: The Third Reich: just watch some porn and enjoy yourself.
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