I recently watched this movie on TV. What a waste of time and thankfully I didn't have to pay to see it.
First of all the main character would have frozen to death, or died from lack of oxygen within minutes of the crash.
Secondly, even if by some amazing miracle he could have survived the -100 degree temperatures and breathing carbon dioxide, what's with the monkey co-star? And what's with him exhaling on the monkey to help it survive? Humans breath in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide. Breathing on the annoying co-star wouldn't provide it oxygen,
Then, he and the highly annoying monkey (who should have been cooked for dinner by now) meet a semi-Eskimo/Indain looking guy who happens to be prancing around sub-zero temperatures in a skimpy Indian outfit and magically understands English. Apparently Mars has Barber Shops specializing in bowel cuts, since this alien, enslaved there for years, has one.
Then there's the visits from the Eskimo/Indian/Alien's overlords. Ooooh, scary stuff. So the star amazingly realizes they are homing in on the alien's bracelets. Fascinating how he knew that. Good thing is he happens to have some kind of amazing diamond coated cutting wire to get those nasty bracelets off.
If you haven't fallen asleep by this point of the "film" there's a sudden random nuclear bombing. Not sure what relevance it had to the story, other than maybe heating up the sub- zero surface of Mars for a bit.
Then the movie ends within seconds. A random Earth spaceship flies over, is contacted by radio and all is well. Anti-climactic, seems like the writer ran out of lame ideas and just called it quits.
Totally unwatchable, lame and a waste of time... unless you like cheese.
First of all the main character would have frozen to death, or died from lack of oxygen within minutes of the crash.
Secondly, even if by some amazing miracle he could have survived the -100 degree temperatures and breathing carbon dioxide, what's with the monkey co-star? And what's with him exhaling on the monkey to help it survive? Humans breath in oxygen and breathe out carbon dioxide. Breathing on the annoying co-star wouldn't provide it oxygen,
Then, he and the highly annoying monkey (who should have been cooked for dinner by now) meet a semi-Eskimo/Indain looking guy who happens to be prancing around sub-zero temperatures in a skimpy Indian outfit and magically understands English. Apparently Mars has Barber Shops specializing in bowel cuts, since this alien, enslaved there for years, has one.
Then there's the visits from the Eskimo/Indian/Alien's overlords. Ooooh, scary stuff. So the star amazingly realizes they are homing in on the alien's bracelets. Fascinating how he knew that. Good thing is he happens to have some kind of amazing diamond coated cutting wire to get those nasty bracelets off.
If you haven't fallen asleep by this point of the "film" there's a sudden random nuclear bombing. Not sure what relevance it had to the story, other than maybe heating up the sub- zero surface of Mars for a bit.
Then the movie ends within seconds. A random Earth spaceship flies over, is contacted by radio and all is well. Anti-climactic, seems like the writer ran out of lame ideas and just called it quits.
Totally unwatchable, lame and a waste of time... unless you like cheese.