I COULD describe how this is one of the worst theatrical releases of all time with awful screenplay, but it would better to just let the horrendous dialogue speak for itself. So here's a review/synopsis of the Lonely Lady in it's own words:
"Can't be anybody if she doesn't have an escort."
"LOOOOONELYYYYYY LA-DAY. OOOOOOOONLYYYYYY YOU CAN HELP YOURSELF."
"Sometimes, when I sit a home and write my stories, it seems as though I'm talking to myself"
"It looks like a penis."
"I'm gonna show you something special. I'm gonna GIVE you something special!"
"A PRO-MISE OF LOOO-OO-OOVE! A PROMISE OF LOOOOVE!"
"I admire him, I want to be with him. I want to go to bed with him." "I am not listening to this. I am NOT listening to THIS!"
"In this business you can't afford self-respect."
"Gently. Gently."
"I hope you can you spell, darling?" "D-A-R-L-I-N-G."
"WHYYYYY?!"
"Or is THIS more you kick?"
"Mother I had an abortion." "I don't know you ever left Walter."
"MY HEARTS ON FIRE!"
"He know's a lot of people." "So does my garbage man."
"If I write for anyone Vinnie, I write for MEEEEEE!"
"Your eyes are most beautiful."
"Ahahahahahaha"
"Damn you!"
"She's always been difficult."
"You already had one abortion sweetheart, don't make it two."
"Won't you come an join me Jerry-lee? It's wonderfully relaxing."
"I don't suppose I'm the only one who had to **** her way to the top."
"LOOOOONELYYYYYY LA-DAY. OOOOOOOONLYYYYYY YOU CAN HELP YOURSELF."
OK yes it IS missing something without the garden tool molestation and Swirling Head Vortex freak-out (with the above-quoted lines repeated for emphasis) and other scenes of sleazy, poorly acted debauchery. But I'm sure these delectable morsels of half-baked cheesy dialogue are more than enough to whet your appetite for the cinematic feast of unintentional camp that is the Lonely Lady!
"Can't be anybody if she doesn't have an escort."
"LOOOOONELYYYYYY LA-DAY. OOOOOOOONLYYYYYY YOU CAN HELP YOURSELF."
"Sometimes, when I sit a home and write my stories, it seems as though I'm talking to myself"
"It looks like a penis."
"I'm gonna show you something special. I'm gonna GIVE you something special!"
"A PRO-MISE OF LOOO-OO-OOVE! A PROMISE OF LOOOOVE!"
"I admire him, I want to be with him. I want to go to bed with him." "I am not listening to this. I am NOT listening to THIS!"
"In this business you can't afford self-respect."
"Gently. Gently."
"I hope you can you spell, darling?" "D-A-R-L-I-N-G."
"WHYYYYY?!"
"Or is THIS more you kick?"
"Mother I had an abortion." "I don't know you ever left Walter."
"MY HEARTS ON FIRE!"
"He know's a lot of people." "So does my garbage man."
"If I write for anyone Vinnie, I write for MEEEEEE!"
"Your eyes are most beautiful."
"Ahahahahahaha"
"Damn you!"
"She's always been difficult."
"You already had one abortion sweetheart, don't make it two."
"Won't you come an join me Jerry-lee? It's wonderfully relaxing."
"I don't suppose I'm the only one who had to **** her way to the top."
"LOOOOONELYYYYYY LA-DAY. OOOOOOOONLYYYYYY YOU CAN HELP YOURSELF."
OK yes it IS missing something without the garden tool molestation and Swirling Head Vortex freak-out (with the above-quoted lines repeated for emphasis) and other scenes of sleazy, poorly acted debauchery. But I'm sure these delectable morsels of half-baked cheesy dialogue are more than enough to whet your appetite for the cinematic feast of unintentional camp that is the Lonely Lady!