DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT RENT, BUY or SEE this movie - ever! Hitting your own head for 80 minutes against a stone wall will enrich your life more than this movie will. I've tried that and I can confirm. After hitting my head against the wall for 80 minutes I felt better and smarter than after watching this movie. If you do watch it, though, try to watch it in 1,5 increased speed. It becomes funnier and more convincing.
I am a huge fan of Zombie movies, so I am used to see a lot of bad movies, but usually I am able to find at least something that is good about a movie. This piece of "art" on the other hand was the worst movie I have seen in ages, and I've seen really really bad movies. This one is an abomination. There should be a special warnig label for any movie Uwe Boll is involved. -Spoiler- The worst part of it all was Uwe Boll himself, acting in the role of US- President with the worst German accent I've ever seen in a production in English. Do you know Terry Pratchett Books? When Vampires in his books speak, it is exactly like Uwe Bols English. There is no TH, just a sharp z. Like Ziss is tze worst movie ever. If you thin Arnold Schwarzenegger has a bad accent, Uwe Boll puts that in the corner. The story is non existing, there is a Zombie outbreak in Romania or something close to a nuclear reactor and the plan is to blow the whole region up with a nuclear bomb, making it look like an accident. For that some soldiers of fortune are hired. One big bulgy American guy who is doing the job to get his daughter back(?!?!?), two eastern European numb-nuts who deserve what they are getting in this movie and a female named Eden who is supposed to bes some ninja like Asian über-assassin, but actually does nothing but weird poses with her katana. Then there is the daughter of the scientist who supposedly created this plague. Every character is introduced like that: First encounter with a complete stranger: Hello I am XY and this is my whole life story including very embarrassing personal details so the viewer knows my role in this crapfest of a movie. Nothing fits together inthis film and spending more words on this review is more than this abomination deserves. I hate you Uwe Boll, I really do. You make us Germans look so bad.
I am a huge fan of Zombie movies, so I am used to see a lot of bad movies, but usually I am able to find at least something that is good about a movie. This piece of "art" on the other hand was the worst movie I have seen in ages, and I've seen really really bad movies. This one is an abomination. There should be a special warnig label for any movie Uwe Boll is involved. -Spoiler- The worst part of it all was Uwe Boll himself, acting in the role of US- President with the worst German accent I've ever seen in a production in English. Do you know Terry Pratchett Books? When Vampires in his books speak, it is exactly like Uwe Bols English. There is no TH, just a sharp z. Like Ziss is tze worst movie ever. If you thin Arnold Schwarzenegger has a bad accent, Uwe Boll puts that in the corner. The story is non existing, there is a Zombie outbreak in Romania or something close to a nuclear reactor and the plan is to blow the whole region up with a nuclear bomb, making it look like an accident. For that some soldiers of fortune are hired. One big bulgy American guy who is doing the job to get his daughter back(?!?!?), two eastern European numb-nuts who deserve what they are getting in this movie and a female named Eden who is supposed to bes some ninja like Asian über-assassin, but actually does nothing but weird poses with her katana. Then there is the daughter of the scientist who supposedly created this plague. Every character is introduced like that: First encounter with a complete stranger: Hello I am XY and this is my whole life story including very embarrassing personal details so the viewer knows my role in this crapfest of a movie. Nothing fits together inthis film and spending more words on this review is more than this abomination deserves. I hate you Uwe Boll, I really do. You make us Germans look so bad.