if by ten minutes in to this hash of several different films your not convinced to either walk out of the theatre or press stop on the DVD then please stop reading.
This is truly one of the worst films I have seen in some time, the premise isn't that bad, we all remember van helsing, ridiculous plot however very entertaining this my friends is not in the same vein.
Bad acting mediocre special effects and a story cobbled together by a twelve year old, someone owes me 89 minutes of my life back.
The lead is poor his love interest is ridiculous, the only saving grace is Bill Nighy who's smug face throughout the movie shows how much money he must have received from the dial a performance.
watch this film by all means, however make sure you've got something more fun to do just in case, I don't know like cleaning the toilet bowl with your toothbrush.
This is truly one of the worst films I have seen in some time, the premise isn't that bad, we all remember van helsing, ridiculous plot however very entertaining this my friends is not in the same vein.
Bad acting mediocre special effects and a story cobbled together by a twelve year old, someone owes me 89 minutes of my life back.
The lead is poor his love interest is ridiculous, the only saving grace is Bill Nighy who's smug face throughout the movie shows how much money he must have received from the dial a performance.
watch this film by all means, however make sure you've got something more fun to do just in case, I don't know like cleaning the toilet bowl with your toothbrush.