Bad Country (2014)
5/10
Moustache Nightmare - No Spoilers Required
10 March 2014
1. Who in the Heck came up with the Moustaches in this Psycho drama? I spent most of my time stupefied at how bad they are rather than focusing on the story, what there is of one. Matt Dillon (Who is in reality a darn good actor) comes off as Taras Bulba after a midnight detour to Morrie's Discount Wigs. 2. This feels about as "Louisiana" as Chow Mein made with Ketchup - gimme a break already on the references to 'Nawleens'! 3. OK, the corded telephones and "cereal box" mobile phones add a real period look - Whoa!, creativity rocks. 4. Good actors are a terrible thing to waste, which this mess does with a vengeance - can the economy really be this bad? 5. You've seen it, I've seen it, we all have the T-shirt - save your Chavos for 'Machete vs. the Smog Monster' coming to a theater near you in Fall '14. From what I hear on the street, Danny Trejo's 'Stache is the real thing....
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