Iceman (1984)
1/10
Makes, "Plan Nine From Outer Space" look like an Academy Award Winner
8 April 2014
The opening credits are as boring as any I can ever remember seeing...ever. Flying the block of ice from the place of its discovery to the lab, which seemed to be taking place in real time, was....how can I say this and be reasonably nice about it....it was BORING!!

The story concept is, by far, not new. The acting is, at best, horrible. There seems to be almost no continuity to the story line.

The musical soundtrack...well...let's say this movie might have done better as a silent film.

Please don't waste your time viewing this. Timothy Hutton is pathetic, as is Danny Glover. The, "Iceman" himself would, hopefully, today be done with CGI.

This film might have a place in a course in film school where it could be used as a wonderful example of how NOT to make a movie.

At least with, "Plan Nine From Outer Space" it was so bad that it was at least funny. "Iceman" offers no socially redeeming values, let alone any value as a film.
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