Review of Mr. Jones

Mr. Jones (2013)
2/10
Do not be fooled by the cover
23 May 2014
I don't even know where to begin. What was this movie about? What the hell just happened?

This movie is shot in a way that will both confuse and anger you. Every 5 minutes the camera fades out and initiates a new scene. The characters voices dub over shots where they clearly are not talking. About an hour in, the director says "fuck it" and basically dumps the found footage aspect of the movie for 10 solid minutes.

This was yet another example of being duped by the movie artwork and description, which hit all of my bullet points when I saw it at Wal Mart. The only thing that even comes close to redeeming this shitshow are the huge tits on Penny - and you don't even get to see them.

Avoid this one.

2/10.
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