Review of Snapshot

Snapshot (II) (2014)
Absolute Crap
26 July 2014
Warning: Spoilers
Ugh this film is absolute crap. It might not be the absolute worst film I have ever seen but it is far up there. Who wrote this junk? I felt like my brain was turning into a puddle. It's so poorly written and acted you feel it is slowly stabbing you in the eyes and ears. I have sat through some pretty bad movies before. Anyone remember Britney Spears in Crossroads? That was better and that sucked big ones. Anyone who says this is a good film is either a ringer working for these people or should be promptly checked for a bracelet on who to contact and where to bring them back to. I won't even get into the whole plot. It's been done time and time again and this is one of the worst versions of the same old song.

Let's just break it down like this.

Writing - BAD Looks - Slightly above amateur looking Actng- HORRIBLE Overall - Melodramatic laughable crap

Zach McGowan - I like Zach outside of this film. He's not the best looking guy and I don't foresee any Oscars in his future but he seems like a likable guy and that can count for something. He was not terrible in this but it wasn't enough to save it. He was floundering all by himself in a poor career choice. Good thing for Michael Bay.

Robert Loggia- WTF? Why? Can't be the payday it was obviously made on like no budget. He didn't do much. He can't save this.

Angela Gots - Who? Worst actress ever? This lady is hideous looking and definitely now on or close to the top of my worst actresses list. A lead actress should at least be semi attractive she has a Neanderthal type look to her and sounds like a frog with bronchitis that just drones on and on. She also looks far older than McGowan.

Joyce DeWitt - Ridiculous as the first lady of the United States of America. Talk about a reach. She looks and acts like a cartoon character.

Michael Pare- Who? I see he has a bunch of credits I guess I just missed him or they were straight to video films. He was whatever in this. Didn't see him as the Prez and it looked like he was making official statements in someone's backyard. If he is president shouldn't they be living in the White House?

Martin Kove - What happened to Kreese? He's ridiculous and the finest of cheese no money can buy.

David Chokachi - LMAO guess it could be worse. He is working more than Pamela Anderson, David Hasselhoff, his hamburger or most of the Baywatch alumni from any season really except Jason Momoa and a couple others. He could have done without this one probably though I haven't seen any of his other recent projects to compare it to.

I'm not really sure why Angela Little is listed first and no one else is really worth commenting on.

Interesting? NO Thrilling? NO Suspenseful? NO Predictable? Yes Worth Watching? No. Not unless you don't mind completely wasting your time and feeling the urge to put a plastic bag over your head.
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