Have to give THE ASYLUM credit. They go out of their way to make mediocre films. Here we have a standing Mexican village and Western town set, used as a Russian village. (populated by three people, two of whom are constantly crossing in front of the camera in the same costumes). Vivica A. Fox has a poker game with a group of henchmen, and they wager poker chips instead of cash. As Vivica wins the pot she is overjoyed, as if she won something other than a bag of red and blue plastic coins.
I feel so sorry for the ladies in this. Fight scenes are all filmed with a camera hung on the end of 'Slinky"!! Not the worse film I've seen, but probably the best buffed turd (as opposed to polished or gold platted) I've come across in ages.
Mediocre plot, awful performances, inept direction (how many times can you see the Antelope Valley ion the background of shots, I lost count) Don't waste your time! Not even in the so bad it's good category. This is the entertainment equivalent of watching someone build a 'Big Mac' at a McDonald's.
What next, guys? "Mercenaries VS. Sharknado"?
I feel so sorry for the ladies in this. Fight scenes are all filmed with a camera hung on the end of 'Slinky"!! Not the worse film I've seen, but probably the best buffed turd (as opposed to polished or gold platted) I've come across in ages.
Mediocre plot, awful performances, inept direction (how many times can you see the Antelope Valley ion the background of shots, I lost count) Don't waste your time! Not even in the so bad it's good category. This is the entertainment equivalent of watching someone build a 'Big Mac' at a McDonald's.
What next, guys? "Mercenaries VS. Sharknado"?