Jacob Harper (Don the Dragon) is a Deputy Sheriff in a small town near the Hoover Dam. As if having to fend off rednecks who harangue him because of his Indian (i.e. Native American) ancestry wasn't enough, now a team of heavily-armed baddies has taken over the dam. They threaten to blow it up if they don't get twenty-five million dollars in ransom. (They're holding the dam hostage, so that makes sense, right? Eh, never mind...) Raising the stakes are the fact that Harper's wife is pregnant and his beloved father, Nate (Halsey) is trapped in the dam. Harper's going to have to use all his wits and Martial Arts skill (actually just a bunch of pew-pew gun-shooting, but more on that later) to save the dam and beat the bad guys. But has he met his match in Bartel (Piper)? The VHS box art would seem to indicate so. For Harper to complete the mission, will it be dam successful or dam impossible? And you thought we wouldn't do a 'dam' pun in the first paragraph...
Terminal Rush is a scraggly straggler in the unending 90's parade of "DieHardInA" movies. Ironically enough, the long list of such films is interminable indeed. And this ranks towards the end of the pack, if we may mix a metaphor. While the opening of the movie is highly ridiculous and funny, with government officials spitting out random nonsequiturs in between credit titles, while throughout the whole sequence, a big, framed, centered picture of Bill Clinton beams out at us, the audience. So far, so silly. But then it takes a turn for the mediocre, with tons of mindless shooting between no-one-knows-who, and instead of an abandoned warehouse, it's the inner workings of the dam, which looks exactly the same. The whole look of the movie is drab and washed-out, in typical Damian Lee style. He's not reppin' Canada properly. And we're not even Canadian. So why do we keep watching these things? Because we think our cinematic heroes, Don The Dragon and Roddy Piper will save us. Granted, Roddy plays a rare baddie role here, but you get the point. In classic fashion, Don's character, Harper, is ex-Special Ops, ex-Special Forces, and "if anyone can save us, he can". But, as we alluded to earlier, he does more shooting than Martial Arts, which was a disappointment. His minority Indian status allows him to get away with moments like: after he beats up/kills a baddie, his one-liner is, and we quote, "That's a dreamcatcher". If you didn't just groan, feel free to do so now. Viewer warning: it doesn't get any better from here on out.
Yes, the movie is startlingly dumb, but it does have Roddy wearing bizarre eyeblack throughout the entire outing, which can be seen on the box cover. It truly is the original guyliner. Just why he wears it - and why he wears it for the entirety of the movie - is never explained, but our introduction to it is lifted from a gag from Airplane! (1980). Roddy can pull it off. The gag, not the eyeblack. Meanwhile, there's a Black guy named Snookie (Warren). Truly he's the original Snookie. The Jersey Shore cast members must be huge Terminal Rush fans. And what could be more apt than naming a little orange moppet after a strapping Black gentleman? Plus his voice sounds exactly like Samuel L. Jackson's. If you ever wished Jackson appeared in Terminal Rush, just close your eyes during Snookie's scenes. You're not missing much anyway.
Sadly, a few silly beat-em-up scenes, an exploding helicopter, and Roddy Piper with a missile launcher can't distract from the fact that the whole endeavor lacks interest or suspense. But it does have one of our favorite items, repeated footage. Apparently some goons walking down steps while shooting machine guns was deemed so amazing, we had to see it multiple times. Featuring the typical 90's word Terminal in the title (see our Terminal Justice review for a more detailed analysis of this phenomenon), this Terminal Rush is a terminal bore.
Terminal Rush is a scraggly straggler in the unending 90's parade of "DieHardInA" movies. Ironically enough, the long list of such films is interminable indeed. And this ranks towards the end of the pack, if we may mix a metaphor. While the opening of the movie is highly ridiculous and funny, with government officials spitting out random nonsequiturs in between credit titles, while throughout the whole sequence, a big, framed, centered picture of Bill Clinton beams out at us, the audience. So far, so silly. But then it takes a turn for the mediocre, with tons of mindless shooting between no-one-knows-who, and instead of an abandoned warehouse, it's the inner workings of the dam, which looks exactly the same. The whole look of the movie is drab and washed-out, in typical Damian Lee style. He's not reppin' Canada properly. And we're not even Canadian. So why do we keep watching these things? Because we think our cinematic heroes, Don The Dragon and Roddy Piper will save us. Granted, Roddy plays a rare baddie role here, but you get the point. In classic fashion, Don's character, Harper, is ex-Special Ops, ex-Special Forces, and "if anyone can save us, he can". But, as we alluded to earlier, he does more shooting than Martial Arts, which was a disappointment. His minority Indian status allows him to get away with moments like: after he beats up/kills a baddie, his one-liner is, and we quote, "That's a dreamcatcher". If you didn't just groan, feel free to do so now. Viewer warning: it doesn't get any better from here on out.
Yes, the movie is startlingly dumb, but it does have Roddy wearing bizarre eyeblack throughout the entire outing, which can be seen on the box cover. It truly is the original guyliner. Just why he wears it - and why he wears it for the entirety of the movie - is never explained, but our introduction to it is lifted from a gag from Airplane! (1980). Roddy can pull it off. The gag, not the eyeblack. Meanwhile, there's a Black guy named Snookie (Warren). Truly he's the original Snookie. The Jersey Shore cast members must be huge Terminal Rush fans. And what could be more apt than naming a little orange moppet after a strapping Black gentleman? Plus his voice sounds exactly like Samuel L. Jackson's. If you ever wished Jackson appeared in Terminal Rush, just close your eyes during Snookie's scenes. You're not missing much anyway.
Sadly, a few silly beat-em-up scenes, an exploding helicopter, and Roddy Piper with a missile launcher can't distract from the fact that the whole endeavor lacks interest or suspense. But it does have one of our favorite items, repeated footage. Apparently some goons walking down steps while shooting machine guns was deemed so amazing, we had to see it multiple times. Featuring the typical 90's word Terminal in the title (see our Terminal Justice review for a more detailed analysis of this phenomenon), this Terminal Rush is a terminal bore.