Before watching Big Hero 6 today (which was great) I had to sit through this misandristic claptrap short called Feast.
Written and produced by a woman, it told the story of a dog called Winston and his owner who liked to give the dog his leftovers. He was happy. The dog was happy.
Then he got a girlfriend.
The meatballs and fried breakfasts were replaced with sprouts and parsley sprigs. The dog was miserable. The bloke presumably put up with it as he was getting laid.
Then she left.
The bloke was immediately happy again as he got to eat the food he liked. The dog was happy as he did too.
But then the poor man got sad because he had been silly and let the wonderful woman slip through his grasp. But the dog, ever trying to please his master, chased the woman down and they got married.
Dog miserable again.
Until one day a meatball lands at his feet. The baby had thrown it. Dog and baby happy.
So what's the moral of this movie?
As far as I can tell it is either A) men are dogs B) men are slobs that like baby food C) women are superior as they eat celery D) if men want to be happy, eat what they want and have fun with their dog, they should avoid women.
Written and produced by a woman, it told the story of a dog called Winston and his owner who liked to give the dog his leftovers. He was happy. The dog was happy.
Then he got a girlfriend.
The meatballs and fried breakfasts were replaced with sprouts and parsley sprigs. The dog was miserable. The bloke presumably put up with it as he was getting laid.
Then she left.
The bloke was immediately happy again as he got to eat the food he liked. The dog was happy as he did too.
But then the poor man got sad because he had been silly and let the wonderful woman slip through his grasp. But the dog, ever trying to please his master, chased the woman down and they got married.
Dog miserable again.
Until one day a meatball lands at his feet. The baby had thrown it. Dog and baby happy.
So what's the moral of this movie?
As far as I can tell it is either A) men are dogs B) men are slobs that like baby food C) women are superior as they eat celery D) if men want to be happy, eat what they want and have fun with their dog, they should avoid women.