The Sand (2015)
1/10
The Definition Of HORRIBLE!!...**Spoiler Alert**
2 November 2015
Warning: Spoilers
Lets see if I can sum this up....

First of all, ENOUGH WITH THE DRUNK AND DRUGGED PARTY GOERS WHO END UP DYING MOVIES!!

From the very beginning you can tell where this movie is going with the video camera effect and with the usual plot of partiers that go heavy on the drugs and alcohol and end up dying one by one leaving one really, REALLY cheesy female heroine who thinks she has everything figured out, but always ends up making the movie worse. But then it drops the camera effect and sticks with the latter. At this point I'm not even sure what's worse. BOTH concepts are way over-used and played out at this point.

As the movie goes on, I promise you, you will find yourself actually CHEERING for whatever the hell is in the sand eating people because the actors are really that annoying. The fact that anybody survived was a huge disappointment.

Anyway, breaking the movie down....you have the dumb jock, his dumb ass girlfriend who he "cheated" on with the stereotypical token white-acting black girl that Brandy and Kelly Roland made famous in I Still Know What You Did Last Summer and Jason Vs Freddy, respectively. You have the stoner (which in this case was airhead female as oppose to the airhead guy who always seems to be on his own island mentally). You have the female lead who plays the "hero", but only makes you want her dead just so you wouldn't have to hear her annoying ass screeching anymore. And then you have the black guy, who NORMALLY ends up dead first, but I guess in this case, instead of killing him first, they decided to completely kill whatever dignity he ever had and THEN kill him. Oh, and lets not forget the stuck-in-the-middle-dude, circa Cabin Fever.

So they all have a typical college drinking party at the beach. With no cellphones (stored in a bag and placed in the trunk of a car) they're all stuck where they stand since SOMETHING is under the sand eating whatever steps in it. That's it! That's the whole movie. One by one they get eaten leaving only the dumb jock, his girlfriend, and the chick he "cheated" on her with.

I'm going to assume that at the end of this crap fest that the jock died, because he was just sitting there with his eyes wide open and the girls walked away unharmed since whatever was in the sand decided to leave that beach and head to another......PLEEEAASSEE DON'T MAKE A SEQUEL TO THIS GARBAGE!!!!!!!

I only gave this thing a 1 because I couldn't give it a 0. I'd skip this one if I were you. If not for the terrible acting and plot, then definitely for all the damn way over-exaggerated screeching (I can't even call it screaming) coming from ALL ACTORS, not just the females.
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