Review of Twice as Far

The Walking Dead: Twice as Far (2016)
Season 6, Episode 14
1/10
"Aww man, I just puked on my glasses!"
20 March 2016
Warning: Spoilers
I'm not sure what the worse line of dialogue was in tonight episode. Was it "Aww man, I just puked on my glasses!", or "You sure know how to bite a d*** Eugene!"?

Anyways, regardless of the horrible dialogue, this show has continued to deviate further from the comics and shown that it is all about the viewers ratings. I will go in depth about that later. Anyways this episode was absolutely ridciculous and absurd. Despite the group being heavily ambushed and outnumbered, the group somehow narrowly escapes death! But how did they do that? Well... Eugene came up with this ingenious plan to give the guy holding him hostage a bj, and the group used this clever distraction to blow almost everyone of them away! It's not like the guy that Eugene was sucking off had a crossbow that he could have used to blow Eugene's head off!

In addition to this, they devoted an absurd amount of time to that horrible actress that took the arrow through the eye. I mean I could care less about her. She was a horrible secondary character with horrible character development that they just killed off to keep the viewers at home engaged. Like wow! I totally didn't see them killing her off this episode (sarcasm). And then they have the audacity to pretend that Daryl Dickson... DARYL DICKSON OF ALL PEOPLE... Doesn't understand how to drive stick, but this lady does? WHAT! Please give me a break here.

Furthermore, am I watching Desperate Houswives? I mean this show has a ridiculous amount of relationships going on. Let's see; Glenn & Maggie, Rick & Michone, Carol & that other random jerkoff that they introduced a few episodes ago, Abraham & now Sasha, Rosita & another random jerkoff, and just before this episode the lesbian couple. LIKE GIVE ME A BREAK! If I wanted to watch a show devoted to this many relationships I would watch the Bachelor or Bachelorette!

Anyways I have been rambling on long enough. This will most likely be flagged down by the walking dead fanatics who praise this show like there is no tomorrow. But to those of you who see this show for what it is, I thank you, you my friends, are one of the few...

(COMIC SPOILER) Going back on my point on how this show has continued to deviate even further from the comics tonight. That arrow was not meant to be shot in the eye of that idiotic lady they killed off tonight. That was meant to be Abraham if the writers were actually paying attention to the comics. It just shows that they aren't willing of kill off main characters anymore if they boost their shows ratings. That's the only reason I can think of for not killing off abraham. After all of the foreshadowing of his death I though tfor sure they were going to knock him off this episode... But I was wrong!
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