Review of 13 Cameras

13 Cameras (2015)
1/10
Light On Horror/Heavy On Soap Opera
21 April 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Wow! "Psycho" meets "The Guiding Light." Only this garbage is even less entertaining than that sounds. Hubby cheats on pregnant wifey, they argue a lot, other woman does the "Fatal Attraction" bit. Meanwhile, a repulsive psycho straight out of repulsive psycho central casting watches said couple(s) argue, shower and have sex(TV-14 level with some super-brief nudity) via elaborate, camera setup and there's this secret room and...oh, you can figure it out. I can't believe I just dropped over $9 (including tax) on this amateur hour waste of time/money (Amazon, for goodness sake!). Once again, I should have gone by the IMDb rating and saved my money and brain cells. Indie films are always hit or miss--this was a definite miss. Throw in high school drama club-level acting, terrible writing and editing that appears to have been done with a chainsaw...well, you have been warned. The super-icky poster art pretty much sums up the movie (a sweaty ogre munching on duct tape--for real?). If the premise interests you, watch the vastly-superior "Alone With Her" or "The Den." From now on, if I choose to watch bad, indie horror films, I'll stick with Netflix Streaming.
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