Review of His Private Secretary

. . . (adjusted for inflation) yells at least 17 times. No, this is NOT a review for the latest season of THE APPRENTICE, but of a prophetic 1933 John Wayne flick in which "The Duke" marries himself (the logical next step after Gay Marriage) and his character's dad impersonates our U.S. President-Elect, The Trumpster. In one telling incident from HIS PRIVATE SECRETARY, Trumpenstein clone "Mr. Wallace" tells the title character to short-change his lawyers by 90% on their bill since they lost the case. The only New Yorker Today brassy enough to not only gyp most if not all of his building contractors and most if not all of his hourly employees (right down to his lowliest dishwasher) is that paragon of "New York Values," Donald J. Trump. And the first thing Trump stand-in Wallace Senior says to his secretly-honeymooning\moonlighting as his "private secretary" daughter-in-law is, "Take off your things," as if he's President T. auditioning for Known Wife Number Four. If Marion Mitchell Morrison (Il Duce) can marry "Marion Hall," why NOT toss a hint of incest into the stew, too?