10/10
The first classic of the new century
13 July 2016
Warning: Spoilers
Frankenstein Created Bikers is all about excess. Excess blood, gore, puss, explosions, nudity, near non-stop laughter and violence. A completely off the wall, no holds barred smorgassboard of absolute cinematic enjoyment. People blow up when shot with revolvers, gore is splattered at least every couple minutes once it gets past the first two minutes. It is so freakin' good that I think my eyes fell out and had an orgasm due to the cinematic bliss.

The film begins with kids in a van going to the woods and you think oh crap not again but they die right away by a monster! Then we get drug addict zombie bikers, mad scientist, bounty hunters, strippers with guns, fetuses, body pits, roaches and a talking friggin' head!

Chainsaws too! This is one bloody gory deathfest. It has the best suicide ever put on screen and a woman actually rams her dead kid back inside her! I couldn't believe it and you won't either. There is so much nudity it is insane and profane. No rape either. They don't take the cheap way out but still bring a new shocking vision. It is shot with some many different styles of horror films and set- ups the non-stop violence keeps getting more complicated and interesting.

Did I mention how damn funny it is? In a new way too. It doesn't take itself hipster serious but knows why you are there and what you want to see. There are no words in the history of mankind that can help me explain to anyone the insanity that is displayed in Frankenstein Created Bikers. This is exactly the movie that Hollywood needed to have kicked up it's butt. Sit back, relax, and prepare to have your head explode! Go see it now or you'll regret it!
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