Rescue Mediums (2006– )
1/10
To watch this is a waste of your life!
16 January 2017
Warning: Spoilers
This show was recently added to Netflix and as a fan of supernatural shows and horror films, I thought I'd watch a few episodes. The basic synopsis for the programme is that it follows two "TOP" psychic mediums who visit people's homes and offices in order to communicate with spirits and get them to leave.....However in reality your watching two very unattractive middle aged hags prance about a house pretending to see dead people.

The whole series is a joke!! The producers and hidden crew have done a little bit of research on a property and got some very basic facts about people who have previously died or have had a link to the house or place being haunted, they have informed the two hags about these facts days prior to them going into the property and then rather amazingly both hags have psychic premonitions and come up with rather pathetic drawings about what they have seen living with the poor sucker that's asked the show for help.

Out of all the episodes I've seen so far the first is by far the worst, you watch as the hags cleanse a dark entity from a house and free a little girl from its grasp, you see the pair of so called "top" mediums sit on the floor and trap this entity in a "Crystal cave" and give it an option to stay in the cave forever or walk towards the light. After years or haunting the house and being essentially a poltergeist, the Spirit is obviously so worried about the prospect of being trapped in this imaginary cave, it decides that it's just too much and leaves, allowing them to shut the door (which is a common phrase throughout the series). Seriously the church no longer needs to train exorcist's, now they can just send these two clowns, their crystal caves could trap even beelzebub himself.

I have found that each episode is incredibly similar to the one before which makes for very boring television, The narrator for this show makes it even more absurd and frankly has one of the most irritating voices I've ever heard! This whole series is a total discredit to real mediums who do possess gifts, these two idiots are clearly making it up. Do not waste your life watching this show!
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