Wretched excuse for a comedy, featuring a nonstop barrage of flatulence gags, gay and lesbian jokes, groan-worthy one-liners and amateurish slapstick. Klutzy Los Angeles patrolman is hot on the case of a masked-by-a-bag criminal, a stand-up comedian whose M.O. is to work the room and then rob it. "Police Academy" wannabe isn't badly-made, and Murray Langston and Linda Blair have nice chemistry, but the toilet humor isn't all that funny because the comic timing is perpetually off. Gives the impression of a group of friends making a movie for their own amusement. The outtakes at the end provide the film with its only bright moments. NO STARS from ****