Review of Sharknado 5: Global Swarming

Me and my family just watched Sharknado:5, i'm not quite sure how i feel about it: I absolutely loved the first sharknado movie, and the second was was good but not as good as the first, the movies just keep getting worse in my opinion, they keep getting more "tech-y" as they go on. It is like the Call Of Duty franchise it starts out plain and then gets more "tech-y" as more games come out eventually they are in space and mech suits. I prefer the original sharknado with a few main characters and a sharknado with this new one there where lasers April is some sorta... thing... there was this "ancient artifact" that could instantly make sharknados, and a billion more crazy things like that. For an hour and thirty minutes, i feel like it was rushed (kind of like Batman V Superman) so you may be thinking "why are you hating on it when in the title you said you loved it?) well think no more random citizen! Out of all of the crazyness, it is still a syfy sharknado movie! It was so crazy i loved it! I was laughing the whole time! I have absolutely no idea how the actors can't laugh while saying these things. I gave it 5 stars because i have mixed feeling about it, it was an enjoyable movie, even though i had absolutely no idea what was happening.