My Amityville binge has led me to this, a found footage movie set in a world where Amityville has been recognised, made into movies and books and yet another family moves into the infamous house anyway.
As with all found footage films very little happens and this is 80 minutes of sheer unadulterated boredom.
What makes it worse (If that's possible) is that it's not even the Amityville house despite being said multiple times that it is. Both inside and out that becomes blatantly apparent and really is seven shades of stupid.
So we have shaky cam, we have night vision cam and we have the obligatory handicam filmed by someone who absolutely positively has to record everything for some reason.
In true Amityville style people change, folks turn on each other and yet somehow this is the worst one yet.
The Good:
It ended, that bit was good
The Bad:
That had to be the least sexy sex scene since the zombie humping in Braindead (1992)
NOT the Amityville house
The "Warning" real footage thing is getting dumb
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
The fact that there are no opening credits, no closing credits and therefore everyone involved is uncredited screams volumes
Someone should really trademark Amityville so Joe Talentless can't keep adding it to his film
As with all found footage films very little happens and this is 80 minutes of sheer unadulterated boredom.
What makes it worse (If that's possible) is that it's not even the Amityville house despite being said multiple times that it is. Both inside and out that becomes blatantly apparent and really is seven shades of stupid.
So we have shaky cam, we have night vision cam and we have the obligatory handicam filmed by someone who absolutely positively has to record everything for some reason.
In true Amityville style people change, folks turn on each other and yet somehow this is the worst one yet.
The Good:
It ended, that bit was good
The Bad:
That had to be the least sexy sex scene since the zombie humping in Braindead (1992)
NOT the Amityville house
The "Warning" real footage thing is getting dumb
Things I Learnt From This Movie:
The fact that there are no opening credits, no closing credits and therefore everyone involved is uncredited screams volumes
Someone should really trademark Amityville so Joe Talentless can't keep adding it to his film