OK, so last week Rick and Daryl beat the hell out of each other and lose the guns. Because, wait for it, Rick does not want possible innocent people killed, when Daryl attacks the sanctuary to let the zombies in to kill Negan. Nonsense. Put yourself into the show, how would you act. Rick? He's killed people, had close friends and family killed. This is not time to worry about some casualties that may get killed in the way of Negan. Anybody remember Glen? How about Red? Give me break.
Now, after last week's nonsense we get episode 6. Rick walks into a prison of the junk people. Who does this? Nobody, except the writers of this garbage, just to build some kind of implausible contrived suspense.
Then we get a scene with Carol and the King. This is the biggest nonsense after Rick. Last week the King's face was all bloody, and now he sits in a dark theater, ALL CLEANED UP, and holding his dead tiger's chain moping around like a freaking loser bum. I don't blame the actors. They followed the direction. I blame the writers. This would not happen in real life. These people have killed. They have seen their loved ones get killed. To have King Ezequio moping around like a spoiled little child is ridiculous. It's freaking Ridiculous!!! Nobody would act like this. Nobody! We get scenes with the Widow Maggie. She's killed. She's had her loved ones killed. What does she do? She keeps the killers of her husband as prisoners. Please no.
And what's up with Coral (Carl). He finds a buddy, and since his new buddy kills walkers to set their souls free, they go out to kill some walkers. Not to save themselves. It's a sport now to kill walkers. This would not happen in real life. It just would not happen.
The only part of this episode that was plausible is when Michonne and Rosita by chance found a couple of Saviors. Yes, coincidence, but that's the best part of this episode. Then Daryl and Tara show up just in time to crash a garbage truck into the saviors truck. More coincidence. Yes! So, my friends. I've seen every single freaking episode of this WTF TWD. When I first discovered the show, I thought, well, this looks like a freaking soap opera. But there was some interesting characters and some suspense. Then I got hooked into it like millions of other morons. And now I can't stop watching. But my patience has been tested. And I don't know if I will pass the test and just jump this stupid ship. As outlined above, my main problem is the characters actions and dialogue. The characters are unrealistic. Yes, it is a zombie apocalypse. It is not real life. But the characters are supposed to be real. And within the context of this zombie show, would it be too much to ask for some real characters. Please, help me.
Now after thinking about this episode for a few days, I have some suggestions to the writers. Here's my alternative universe of this episode:
1) Rather than Rick and Daryl fighting each other and losing the guns, they take the guns and go total Rambo on the Garbage People, like how Carol went total Rambo on Terminus. Remember Carol going Rambo on Terminus? That was nice, right? Here's a great Rick quote that he can say just before Rick and Daryl go Rambo: "You graze me, I destroy your Garbage Empire, MoFo!" How's that? We get some nasty killings. The Garbagers are gone. And the viewers feel great.
2) Maggie goes complete Rambo on the Hilltop prisoners. She single handedly St. Valentines Day machines guns them all, including Gregory. How's that? Morgan is vindicated. Jesus cuts off his stupid beard and sits the F Down!
3) Carol finds King Ezequio, picks up his dead tiger chain, and Bitch Slaps him with it until he wakes the F Up! How's that? No tears. No moping around. No speech. Just a good old fashion beat down. I thought the world is falling apart. I didn't think I was walking into a daytime soap opera: Days of our Zombie Lives, How the Zombie World Turns, General Zombie Hospital. Give me a break!
4) Carl (Coral) finds his buddy in the woods and brings him back to Alexandria, maybe kills a couple of zombies, not for sport but to save their lives. Boring. But that's it. We don't need no stinking badges, or any contrived danger.
Let's get real people. This is a TV show. It's about people trying to survive in a zombie apocalypse. But it should still be about realistic people. Not cartoon characters. Give us some real characters.
Now, after last week's nonsense we get episode 6. Rick walks into a prison of the junk people. Who does this? Nobody, except the writers of this garbage, just to build some kind of implausible contrived suspense.
Then we get a scene with Carol and the King. This is the biggest nonsense after Rick. Last week the King's face was all bloody, and now he sits in a dark theater, ALL CLEANED UP, and holding his dead tiger's chain moping around like a freaking loser bum. I don't blame the actors. They followed the direction. I blame the writers. This would not happen in real life. These people have killed. They have seen their loved ones get killed. To have King Ezequio moping around like a spoiled little child is ridiculous. It's freaking Ridiculous!!! Nobody would act like this. Nobody! We get scenes with the Widow Maggie. She's killed. She's had her loved ones killed. What does she do? She keeps the killers of her husband as prisoners. Please no.
And what's up with Coral (Carl). He finds a buddy, and since his new buddy kills walkers to set their souls free, they go out to kill some walkers. Not to save themselves. It's a sport now to kill walkers. This would not happen in real life. It just would not happen.
The only part of this episode that was plausible is when Michonne and Rosita by chance found a couple of Saviors. Yes, coincidence, but that's the best part of this episode. Then Daryl and Tara show up just in time to crash a garbage truck into the saviors truck. More coincidence. Yes! So, my friends. I've seen every single freaking episode of this WTF TWD. When I first discovered the show, I thought, well, this looks like a freaking soap opera. But there was some interesting characters and some suspense. Then I got hooked into it like millions of other morons. And now I can't stop watching. But my patience has been tested. And I don't know if I will pass the test and just jump this stupid ship. As outlined above, my main problem is the characters actions and dialogue. The characters are unrealistic. Yes, it is a zombie apocalypse. It is not real life. But the characters are supposed to be real. And within the context of this zombie show, would it be too much to ask for some real characters. Please, help me.
Now after thinking about this episode for a few days, I have some suggestions to the writers. Here's my alternative universe of this episode:
1) Rather than Rick and Daryl fighting each other and losing the guns, they take the guns and go total Rambo on the Garbage People, like how Carol went total Rambo on Terminus. Remember Carol going Rambo on Terminus? That was nice, right? Here's a great Rick quote that he can say just before Rick and Daryl go Rambo: "You graze me, I destroy your Garbage Empire, MoFo!" How's that? We get some nasty killings. The Garbagers are gone. And the viewers feel great.
2) Maggie goes complete Rambo on the Hilltop prisoners. She single handedly St. Valentines Day machines guns them all, including Gregory. How's that? Morgan is vindicated. Jesus cuts off his stupid beard and sits the F Down!
3) Carol finds King Ezequio, picks up his dead tiger chain, and Bitch Slaps him with it until he wakes the F Up! How's that? No tears. No moping around. No speech. Just a good old fashion beat down. I thought the world is falling apart. I didn't think I was walking into a daytime soap opera: Days of our Zombie Lives, How the Zombie World Turns, General Zombie Hospital. Give me a break!
4) Carl (Coral) finds his buddy in the woods and brings him back to Alexandria, maybe kills a couple of zombies, not for sport but to save their lives. Boring. But that's it. We don't need no stinking badges, or any contrived danger.
Let's get real people. This is a TV show. It's about people trying to survive in a zombie apocalypse. But it should still be about realistic people. Not cartoon characters. Give us some real characters.