This movie is a 3 out of 10 at best. Unless I am missing the part where this is supposed to be a comedy, there is no way this trash can get a review over 5. I checked, it still isn't listed in the comedy category so if you want to watch it butter up your cornhole, and get ready to be screwed out of 2 hrs and 12 min. you will beg for back. The whole world could come out of a nuclear war, leaving 3 movies on the planet to watch, and this would come out as a persons last choice.
The dialog is just plain stupid. An eight grader with ESL probably wrote it. The storyline, they likely made up as they went. Vince Vaughn kind of reminds me of John Wayne a bit in this movie. Oh no, not the big strong tough mid-career John Wayne, but instead, the old, could barely move, run or bend over, pooping in diapers, end of career John Wayne. Some how Vaughn is supposed to possess the power and muscles of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan the Barbarian, and the fighting skills of Jet Li, despite walking and moving like an 80 year old with a stick up his butt looking around for a walker.
I hope Vince spent a lot of money to get good reviews for this dumpster fire because the quality of what I saw, you could find in any dumpster. Sorry, just telling you like it is. Stay away from the stench of this one. You would be better served by picking up and watching some Steven Seagal dubbed over in Russian crapola...But then again, you may like to contribute to horrible film making, I know I regret it...
The dialog is just plain stupid. An eight grader with ESL probably wrote it. The storyline, they likely made up as they went. Vince Vaughn kind of reminds me of John Wayne a bit in this movie. Oh no, not the big strong tough mid-career John Wayne, but instead, the old, could barely move, run or bend over, pooping in diapers, end of career John Wayne. Some how Vaughn is supposed to possess the power and muscles of Arnold Schwarzenegger in Conan the Barbarian, and the fighting skills of Jet Li, despite walking and moving like an 80 year old with a stick up his butt looking around for a walker.
I hope Vince spent a lot of money to get good reviews for this dumpster fire because the quality of what I saw, you could find in any dumpster. Sorry, just telling you like it is. Stay away from the stench of this one. You would be better served by picking up and watching some Steven Seagal dubbed over in Russian crapola...But then again, you may like to contribute to horrible film making, I know I regret it...