The Earthling (1980)
6/10
Preachy travelogue
4 May 2018
It's heartening to know, according to Stefanie Powers, that Holden and Schroder formed such a loving bond that Schroder grew up to name his two boys William and Holden. And there's some interesing scenery here. But the dialogue is such try-hard tripe. No two guys would act the way Holden and the other geezer yell at each other. Holden mutters to himself to explain to half-wit viewers, presumably, what he's thinking even though we've already figured it out. And what's with Schroder? Is he spoiled or brain damaged. Everybody in this movie yells. Subtle as a sledgehammer and not very satisfying. That said, Holden looks surprisingly good for a guy who would soon die in real life. It's a travesty he didn't live to make better movies or to retire to his property in Africa.
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