Lovesong (2016)
2/10
Superficial and dull, a waste of time.
21 September 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Really? How is it possible that this movie has so many positive reviews? It's one of the worst movies I've ever seen in my life. I've been about to leave it at 20 minutes. Nothing happens in the whole movie! It's a fraud. The characters are all unpleasant, incongruous and extremely immature. Dick jokes? really? a group of young women talking (mostly) all the time about sex or doing silly jokes as if they are a bunch of 14 years old virgins, it's not funny at all in fact they all are really annoying. The dialogues are horrible too. We don't get to know anything about them and their lifes, except than one of them do anal sex on Saturdays, yeah... their story or friendship? no, nothing. They seem to have a superficial friendship, they didn't see each other for three years, they are both dating other people... but they are in love, riiiiight.

The main character has the same personality as a piece of furniture, extremely submissive, she doesn't work, she is a young girl under 25 who lives her life as a housewife in the 60s and spends her days taking care of her daughter, anyway she isn't very good at it, I mean, she is not even able to control her, she simply lets her do what she wants. It was all so depressing and dull. I will never see some horrible movie for hipsters again, lesson learned lol

SPOILER: And the movie doesn't even make sense... I mean, they love each other but one of them ends up getting married? oh yeah, makes sense. Is this 2016 or 1950? why the hell have not they end up together? it doesn't make any sense.
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