6/10
Don't be afraid of Aunt Martha
11 February 2019
As too often the case, the international English titles of this film are utterly insignificant and dumb. Seriously, what does "The Murder Secret" mean? And "The Broken Mirror" is even dumber, in fact. It's always better to literally translate the original Italian title, because "Don't be afraid of Aunt Martha" at least makes some sense! In case you are also a fan of the almighty demigod Lucio Fulci, you most likely have seen the best gory parts of this film already, as they were edited into his phenomenally berserk masterpiece "A Cat in the Brain". It also means, unfortunately, there aren't many reasons left to track down the obscure "Don't be afraid of Aunt Martha", except if you're an avid admirer of Italian horror/cult cinema in general. For this selected group of people, of which I'm proudly a part, "Don't be afraid of Aunt Martha" is a real treat!

By lack of a better term, I'd label this as a late 80s giallo, since there's an unseen assailant butchering people in bloody imaginative ways. The plot is completely messed up and hints at several absurd denouement-twists at the end, the spooky soundtrack is terrific and writer/director Mario Bianchi is not afraid to overuse it, there's a supposedly teenage daughter (Jessica Moore) with a perfect body taking long and gratuitous showers and the gore is so explicit that even 10-year-olds cannot escape the whirring chainsaws. Richard Hamilton receives a letter from his aunt Martha to announce that she'll be leaving the mental asylum after 30 years, and he promptly takes his entire family out to her house in the countryside. Isn't that what any good father and husband would do? Aunt Martha isn't there, but the exaggeratedly friendly caretaker ensures them she'll be arriving the next day. Or maybe the day after that. If only they wait long enough, they will meet certain death! The pacing is incredibly slow, with only Gianni Sposito's gloomy soundtrack frequently reminding us that we are watching a horror movie. Then follows an outrageous 15 minutes with more than enough gore & sickness to justify why we love watching this junk!
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