Review of It Watches

It Watches (2016)
3/10
I Watched... and I Knew Where It Went
22 February 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This movie was a train wreck. I'll tell you why- You get involved with Andre the main character, who we are led to believe had an automobile accident, yet later in the movie it was just referred to as an accident. And I will let you figure that one out for yourself. You really like Andre, you think he's this good guy stuck in this strange house, busted hand, no car, phone dying, & all of a sudden bizarre things start happening around this house! His friend brought him here, told him to have a weekend to decompress & hopefully the details from the accident which he has amnesia from will come back to him. The house is filled with alcohol, and there's even a box with a lot of weed in it and very little food. It's like someone wants him to get out of his gourd. But the whole house is this bizarre BDSM nightmare! Every room is either black or purple- and I'm the Queen of Metal and it even made me uncomfortable! But the fact is, much as you really like Andre you can see what's coming from miles away! And you really wish it WOULDN'T happen you really hope that they wrote the script differently because it's the "Same Old Situation" as Motley Crue would say. So there really was no excitement or twist at the denumont. The acting was AMAZING even though the script just plain sucked! The outside of the house was GORGEOUS! I would love to live there- wherever they filmed this at, it looks like some sort of an Asian paradise! But I really just can't find anything nice to say beyond that!
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