Review of Suburban Swingers Club

Alright, yeah, this is your standard super-softcore Lifetime Harlequin crap, it's bad, it's really, truly bad but... that's to be expected, right?

How about, for a change, we try to focus on and appreciate the positives? Like how the protagonists int... uhhh... ...or how the narrative flows eas... um... ...or, OR! The impeccable edit... aaaaah, shucks.

Nope. Got nothing.