Magma: Volcanic Disaster (2006 TV Movie)
1/10
ATLAS HAS SHRUGGED
16 May 2019
Warning: Spoilers
This is an incredibly bad volcano disaster from from Sony, worse than most Asylum productions. It seems the earth has eaten a large double burrito and is trying to get rid of it. As the core expands, magma is coming to the earth and will kill all the mommies, puppies, and kitties. And like everything else, man has caused this, which wasn't really explained as somehow toxins in the crust have made it down near the core. Amy Jo Johnson provides the token smart girl and eye candy. Yes, and nuclear weapons must be used with precision. Seriously?

The CG effects were bad. The guy who burns up in beginning was laughable. There is one scene where kids are standing in front of a painting of Old Faithful constantly blowing steam, it was so pathetic looking. Didn't anyone see how bad that looked?

The film has some camp appeal. Certainly students of volcanology could have a party watching this film.

Guide: No f-bombs or nudity. One brief scene of implied tent sex.
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