Stan Helsing (2009)
3/10
Very bad...but not nearly as bad as I'd assumed.
24 May 2019
The IMDB Bottom 100 List consists of the one hundred worst rated major motion pictures of all time....and many of them are very similar parody films marketed to very dumb young people. They all feature extremely crude humor, bad writing and make your brain dumber as a result of watching them. "Disaster Movie, "Epic Movie", "Meet the Spartans", "Date Movie" and "The Starving Games" are just a few of these incredibly bad movies that made the list...as well as "Stan Helsing". However, after watching "Stan Helsing" I was surprised. I was a bad film....crude, stupid and generally unfunny...but NOT to the level of awfulness of these other films. In fact, I'd have a hard time putting this on a bottom 1000 list...let alone bottom 100. Unlike many of these films, there actually is a bit more plot and cohesion than the other movies. Not much...but more...though NOT enough that I'd recommend it to anyone I like!

The film is the story of four idiots who get lost on a Halloween night and end up stumbling into a cursed town of the dead. Various psychotic murders like Jason, Freddy Kruger and Pinhead wander through the place...looking to kill these four idiots. And, apparently, Stan is their only help...though he certainly doesn't realize he's the hero of the film.

Crude, stupid and annoying....but a few of the jokes actually made me smile and the film was only about 94% terrible!
3 out of 5 found this helpful. Was this review helpful? Sign in to vote.
Permalink

Recently Viewed