The aliens' plan was fiendishly clever, to gradually assimilate all movie plots and replace them with identical clones. There was only one flaw. They couldn't write and they couldn't act. The replaced plots provoked only laughter and derision among humans and the invasion was an abysmal failure. Back to their planet skulked the aliens in abject humiliation. Making movies was tougher than they had realized.
Review of Assimilate
