6/10
"That's The Capital of Brazil"
7 August 2019
Warning: Spoilers
It's been a year since Julie James (Jennifer Love Hewitt) was nearly murdered by homicidal fisherman, Ben Willis, and she's not taking it well. She did manage to stay in school, but she's taken to falling asleep in class, having awful nightmares, and waking up in the middle of lectures, screaming at the top of her lungs.

Her roommate, Karla (pop star Brandy in a performance that's not as bad as you'd think), has been trying to set her up with a cute classmate named Will so that she can forget about fellow survivor, Ray. All seems to be going well when they win a surprising getaway to the Bahamas after they win a radio contest, but the moment they get there, they start to realize two things - it's storm season and Ben Willis might not be as dead as originally thought.

I have to say that I've experienced a lot of weird slasher movie storylines in my day, but I Still Know What You Did Last Summer has to be one of the weirdest ones. You mean to tell me that a psychokiller would stage an entire Bahamas getaway just so they could have their victims all to themselves? Why not just break into Julie's apartment and stab her in the shower or something? What kind of disposable income does this guy have?

I Still Know What You Did Last Summer is so over the top and overblown that it almost functions as full-on camp. I'll give it this - it's never boring, because you don't know what kind of oddball shenanigans the filmmakers will think up next.
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