This gem is so bad its actually funny as f***. The acting is so terrible you can tell they had fun just doing this ridiculousness. Definitely alot of "ummmmm what?!?!"ROFL moments. The plot is incoherent nonsense. These people(different species/races) I guess are on some alien planet and this human dude is the main character who acts like Rambo gabbing about " earth this and earth that" nonstop while trying to impress this alien women (which is basically a girl in a bikini who's skin is painted very badly green and talks like she a yolonda the blonde swedish moron that looks at random stuff while in scene. Love her make up falls off half way through and nobody cares. They both have a moment where he talks about earth (go figure) and she is flirting back....well they cut every few seconds to the others laying down trying to sleep in same tiny room and there faces are priceless. The one guy looks like "are you two serious with this lame as s***? I hate white/green people. I'ma get up here in second and slap a you both if ya don't shut the hell up". But when he finally talks he ain't mad at all. Lol. The Best scene. The robot is literally histerical. Just a dude in a shirt. Kinda sounds like Data from star trek(creepy). There is this Giant Komodo dragon scene where they arrive back at the elevated hut house and the dragon is napping under it and the robot goes "shoe shoe" then suddenly and randomly just runs off in one direction and it Chases him and the others go "ok" and go inside. Then later the Komodo dragon shows up and graphics wise horribly holding the robot in his mouth dangling him. And Mr. Rambo grabs a road flare shoots it in the lizards mouth then slides several feet on a jungle floor(hmmm) and cuts it's stomach open and then kinda explodes and falls over and dies. Yup. Idk what it's about honestly. But that's some stuff that happened in it and if that sound like a must see then there ya go...3 stars for being bad but stupid.
Review of AE: Apocalypse Earth
