Asteroid: Final Impact (2015 TV Movie)
1/10
What a load of crock
12 August 2019
Warning: Spoilers
Astronomer fighting "the Man" to reveal a 4 cubic kilometer Dark Asteroid heading for Earth. Scores of FBI agents hunting this man while small asteroids pummel everything and everyone AS HE IS CLEARLY (insert choice of Prime Evil). Manages to launch a hobby-rocket with a pint of liquid handwavium that vaporises the metor 500m before it impacts Earth.

Its an insult to chimpanzee intelligence. Study your navel lint rather than watch this.

Only worth one star because of the banana in the tailpipe homage.
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