In stead of telling everyone how brilliant, unique, timeless and funny this Jarmusch film- and storytelling stroke of genius is, I feel like giving those who hate it and think it's a boring waste of time a lesson.
You, who rate Down By Law 1 or 2, and even bother to review it, why do you actually try to watch a Jim Jarmusch film? Not funny, or enough violent action for you? There's even a car chase and a scene with police and guns.
I don't think you are intelligent enough to have any idea of what this is about, and you don't have enough psychological dept or sense of understatement humor, if any. Oh, how boring it must be. I neither can or like to imagine how it feels or that you ever liked Tom Waits' music. Someone should have told this isn't for your kind or any other person who fancy shallow action movies and false bodyparts.
You see, this is art - not artificial. Please, stay away and go back to Baywatchland and enjoy yourself there.
Review of Down by Law
