Review of Catfight

Catfight (I) (2016)
1/10
How Much Do You Like Yourself?
2 October 2019
I think this film could actually be used to measure a human being's self-worth. How far you made it through this travesty of a film is probably a good indicator of how much you like yourself.

If you quit in the first 5 minutes or so you probably really love yourself, and that's likely reflective a very healthy mental state.

If you made it 15 minutes in you're probably still in good shape in terms of self-worth, so go you!

If you made it closer to half an hour in like I did, you might need little bit of an ego boost. You're a good person! You shouldn't have to suffer like that!

If it took you closer to an hour to turn this garbage off, it's time to rethink things. You're better than this. Your time is worth more than this. Buck up, little camper!

If you watched the whole thing... well, I'm sorry. I'm sorry you don't love yourself, and I'm sorry no one has ever loved you enough to teach you that you are special and you have worth. But you are! You really are worth more than this, and so is your time.

You know what, you should go to an animal shelter and play with the puppies. Puppies will love you (puppies love everyone), and they will show you that you have worth. Maybe think about adopting one. It'll help take your mind off the horror you inflicted on yourself for the last couple hours.
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