7/10
Wow, was it the director or actors?
13 October 2019
Warning: Spoilers
WOW! 1 word to summarize this wild, juicy love triangle roller-coaster ride of a movie! When watching this eccentric film please be open to mild degree of = feminism :D Unpredictable is what I like and "The Last Mistress" did not disappoint.

Sadly, its not a cable tv regular, after viewing it nearly decade ago on a recently defunct channel. Fact: Asia Argento's name popped up in a h.weinstein scandal expose I read 2018, which is how I discovered the title after viewing it on a late night random search. I caught it like 20 minutes into the film but it captured me so fast I was glued to the tv until the end.

So Asia is the hot spicy lady who steals pretty boy's heart although he is engaged to a pretty rich girl. Miss HotSpicy takes control of old boy and he is whipped; lol for lack of a better term. They are caught in a web of sweaty nasty long winded romps and other odd antics of lustful young lovers; romeo cannot escape her grasp. The death of his/misshot child, whose corpse they are living with during a difficult mourning period for her first born, brings us to a turning pointin the relationship. He asks her to take care of the kids body because its decomposing and out of respect; missHOtSpicy complies. Next loverboy manages to tear himself away for a few weeks to visit his long suffering soft-cream puff fiance. Clearly she is no match to MisshotSpicy in the bedroom for loverboy so hotSpicy comes to get her long lost babydaddy and waits outside for him to choose. Loverboy cant resist the heat so he leaves Little miss Muffet sittng on her spoiled, boring tuffet crying her way thru curds & weigh. :D
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