The stage curtains open ...
Oh ... my ... God. That was sooooooooo bad! LOL - Was this film written and directed by Tommy Wiseau? I swear it must have been. Morgan Fairchild headlines this atrocity of a movie when she is stalked by a psycho photographer. I should've known how bad it was going to be once the title song started playing - which was also pretty awful.
Jamie Douglas (Fairchild) is a successful, beautiful news anchor who is being stalked by an obsessed photographer named Derek. Unknown to her, he lives right next door and has the nasty habit of taking photos of her while she swims nude in her lit swimming pool. Soon, he takes things further and starts showing up everywhere that she goes - which includes the news station, shopping centers, and her very own bedroom. Though he professes his love for her, he doesn't mind slapping her around now and again just to get her attention. Finally, things come to a head in the inevitable life and death finale.
This had to be a comedy. Because I've never laughed so hard in my life. The script must have been written by a 6-year-old. Because the dialogue was some of the worst I've ever heard. The soundtrack must've composed by Schroeder from the Peanuts comic strip. No, I take that back. He would've done a better job of it. The acting was the worst I've seen next to "The Room" which WAS penned and directed by Tommy Wiseau. Morgan Fairchild has the emotional depth of a sun baked turd. And what was Colleen Camp thinking? She is SO much better than this.
I high recommend this movie - FOR THE TRASH BIN! Don't waste your precious time on any one second of it. Unless, you want to laugh out loud and incessantly. This gets the absolute worst rating of only 1 measly, little star out of 10. If I could rate it 0 or less, I would.
Oh ... my ... God. That was sooooooooo bad! LOL - Was this film written and directed by Tommy Wiseau? I swear it must have been. Morgan Fairchild headlines this atrocity of a movie when she is stalked by a psycho photographer. I should've known how bad it was going to be once the title song started playing - which was also pretty awful.
Jamie Douglas (Fairchild) is a successful, beautiful news anchor who is being stalked by an obsessed photographer named Derek. Unknown to her, he lives right next door and has the nasty habit of taking photos of her while she swims nude in her lit swimming pool. Soon, he takes things further and starts showing up everywhere that she goes - which includes the news station, shopping centers, and her very own bedroom. Though he professes his love for her, he doesn't mind slapping her around now and again just to get her attention. Finally, things come to a head in the inevitable life and death finale.
This had to be a comedy. Because I've never laughed so hard in my life. The script must have been written by a 6-year-old. Because the dialogue was some of the worst I've ever heard. The soundtrack must've composed by Schroeder from the Peanuts comic strip. No, I take that back. He would've done a better job of it. The acting was the worst I've seen next to "The Room" which WAS penned and directed by Tommy Wiseau. Morgan Fairchild has the emotional depth of a sun baked turd. And what was Colleen Camp thinking? She is SO much better than this.
I high recommend this movie - FOR THE TRASH BIN! Don't waste your precious time on any one second of it. Unless, you want to laugh out loud and incessantly. This gets the absolute worst rating of only 1 measly, little star out of 10. If I could rate it 0 or less, I would.