Congratulations, this movie was so bad it actually moved me to write a review.
Desperadoes was a train wreck from start to cgi dolphin dong and then went downhill from there. Whichever scriptwriter came up with this needs to go on strike again and I truly hope none of those involved (and to be clear, I previously liked all three of the 'recognisable' faces in this) ever live it down.
Early and guaranteed winner of the Worst Movie of the 21st century.
Desperadoes was a train wreck from start to cgi dolphin dong and then went downhill from there. Whichever scriptwriter came up with this needs to go on strike again and I truly hope none of those involved (and to be clear, I previously liked all three of the 'recognisable' faces in this) ever live it down.
Early and guaranteed winner of the Worst Movie of the 21st century.