Hanks:
"Left full rudder!
All ahead flank!"
"Bearing, range? What?"
"Harry Dicky!"
Butler named Cleveland:
"Sir, I made you pancakes. They're actually still warm somehow."
Crew kid: "Torpedo!"
Hanks:
"Where?"
Butler named Cleveland:
"Right here sir and I made coffee! it's still warm!"
Hanks:
"I mean torpedo where?"
"We don't know sir."
Hanks:
"Right Full Rudder!"
"NO, left full starboard bearing 69!
"All ahead flank!"
"Bring my mittens, not the silk, but the wool. Scratch that they're too itchy. Bring the sheepskin ones!"
"Starboard flank!"
"Left full halfmast rudder flank 1,5 knots."
45 minutes later:
Evil Nazi Submarine wolverine captain through intercom: "Mr Hanks! You will all die in the middle of the night while you are warm in your beds dreaming about hamburgers and milkshakes! We like to kill people just for fun! We are evil! Tonight you will all die. You cannot escape! MUahahahaahahaha . Did I mention we are evil?" Hanks: (with a face that expresses love, fear, passion, uncertainty, frostbite, (or maybe his feet are just killing him) "Left right flanking rudders!" "Hard right rudder! Hard over! Steer course 110! Flank their rudders!" "Brace for impact and bring me my slippers." Butler named Cleveland: "Here's a bacon and egg sandwich sir! Miraculously its still warm. Better eat it since I'm not gonna be around much longer. After all, I'm the token black guy and must be killed off soon!" Hanks: "Harry Dicky! I want you to come!" "Left full rudder all the way home!" (Where are my slippers?)
45 minutes later:
Evil Nazi Submarine wolverine captain through intercom: "Mr Hanks! You will all die in the middle of the night while you are warm in your beds dreaming about hamburgers and milkshakes! We like to kill people just for fun! We are evil! Tonight you will all die. You cannot escape! MUahahahaahahaha . Did I mention we are evil?" Hanks: (with a face that expresses love, fear, passion, uncertainty, frostbite, (or maybe his feet are just killing him) "Left right flanking rudders!" "Hard right rudder! Hard over! Steer course 110! Flank their rudders!" "Brace for impact and bring me my slippers." Butler named Cleveland: "Here's a bacon and egg sandwich sir! Miraculously its still warm. Better eat it since I'm not gonna be around much longer. After all, I'm the token black guy and must be killed off soon!" Hanks: "Harry Dicky! I want you to come!" "Left full rudder all the way home!" (Where are my slippers?)