Review of The Red Kimono

. . . tank, as this century-old feature film documents. Gabrielle (her Real Life name!) is the quintessential French town floozy, traveling the socialite circuit to impress well-heeled dowagers with her amorous exploits. A distaff Don Juan, Gabrielle feels entitled to take a free shot at any trick who comes up short when it's time to pay the pipe-cleaner, secure in the knowledge that her winsome witch-like appearance will entice jury nullification. THE RED KIMONA, therefore, still constitutes a klaxon call for U.S. men to steer clear of these Hell's Belles spewed forth from the sewers of New Orleans.