Shark Lake (2015)
1/10
Laughably terrible on many levels!
3 August 2020
Laughably terrible on many levels! As repeatedly mentioned in other reviews the CGI (CGI is nothing more than modern day Saturday morning cartoons!) was terrible. Look close on the opening scene to see the CGI shark swimming from the sinking van with Dolph. Then the really sad shark silhouette trailing the boat pulling the two girls on parachutes. How does the shark know when the one girl is going to drag her foot in the water at high speed? Impossible & hence stupid. Lane is terrible in her acting. She is stiff in all her movements, like maybe she is uncoordinated/nonathletic. They do not develop at all that she somehow adopts Dolph's daughter while he is in jail. She does everything wrong in her part as a cop. Repeated illegal searches of residences (i.e. no warrant), resulting in illegal seizure of evidence which is inadmissible. She and her partner abandon/leave the 3 year old girl alone in the house full of wild, dangerous animals, in the opening scene to chase Dolph. She shoots Dolph in the opening scene with zero justification for the shoot. If Dolph was black ANTIFA & BLM would destroy another 14 billion dollars in property & kill another several dozen people. Did they not have a law enforcement technical advisor on set?!? Dolph does a decent job but can't carry this abomination of a movie. Not enjoyable. Save yourself and hour and a half and let this one go by...
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