Review of The Pack

. . . but this flick documents how nothing could be further from the Truth. THE PACK reminds viewers that BULLETS are Humanity's most loyal pals, with firearms a close second. THE PACK cautions patrons NEVER to skimp on the former Peace-Making Projectiles, or the latter shooting irons will become as useless as rotten sticks. Poor old blind geezer Mr. M. is the first to succumb to THE PACK, as his lone round doesn't go very far against a viciously rabid 16-mutt mob. Then Tommy and Lois traipse out of their cabin totally unarmed, stumbling around unfamiliar territory without so much as a pea shooter between them. Of course, this hapless pair are the next to go. Banker Jim attempts to take on THE PACK with fewer than five slugs on hand, and his trigger finger is bitten off BEFORE he's even able to use it. The moral of this story is to always have at least a couple thousand fresh cartridges readily available, even for your shortest trips. THE PACK is being screened during Thanksgiving Season to remind us not to forget the less fortunate, and to support our local chapter of BANGS (Broke Americans Need Gun Stamps).