Review of Duke Nukem Forever

OK, so it was a long time coming, i didn't care about that. what i did care about is that the bad guys are ten times faster than me on the easiest level. and their graphics are so bland. they are all one colour and all bland. the 1996 disk had both of the previous games and they were more fun than this game in2d. and the 3d game then the 3d world tour extra levels game was great. why? because as fast as the bad guys could move, so could duke. not here in forever. and i could tell one bad guy from the other. not here. they were all bland dark grey and boring looking. in the old version, lots of colour and easy to identify. the rest of the game is quite colourful, why not the bad guys too? most when they showed up took me a while to realize who they were from the previous game. next, the controls, the game play is crap. i didn't mind that duke can only carry two weapons because it always seems odd that lots of games the hero can carry a dozen heavy weapons that vanished into a parallel universe until you needed them. didn't like the checkpoint via halo clone. loved being able to save just after or before a known very tough part. so not to constantly repeat all the easy stuff up to that. unless you accidentally saved the game when you died at the boss level, instead of reloading it, like i did the first time i played duke 3d and had to play the entire level all over again. but again, the worst part is that on the piece of cake difficulty level that the bad guys are still ten times faster than duke is. duke is a clumsy bum in this game. he cant run, he dies so easily. cant med up. hit steroids and he drops his guns and can only punch and if the enemy is flying nothing to punch. ugh. the game play in this game is crap. all other things considered, the game play is what ruins it the most.