I knew I was in for some trash, but this movie exceeds my lowest expectations. It's utter trash.
House of the Dead (2003) is about a group of friends that ferries a boat to get to an island where some major rave party is happening. When they get there, the island is desolated. They think they have the party for themselves, but, of course, that is the beginning of their trouble.
This movie bases itself on a homonymous video game, which I think is funny. It is funny that movies love to get inspiration from video games instead of trying to recreate the video game's plot. I really don't understand.
Anyway. I'm ok with trash movies. Sometimes they are acceptable, sometimes they are even masterpieces. This movie is none. It's complete trash with plank acting and nonsense. Characters are just plain dumb and stereotypical. Dismissable.
Director Uwe Boll is famous for his video game-into-movie adaptations and boobies. Yes. About 10 minutes of the screenplay and you get your fair share. Bravo.
The ending is mediocre, but it has one final little detail. Nice touch. However, by this point, this movie is already dommed.
Totally not recommendable to regular watchers. This one is only for hardcore zombie fans. But don't quote me on this one.
House of the Dead (2003) is about a group of friends that ferries a boat to get to an island where some major rave party is happening. When they get there, the island is desolated. They think they have the party for themselves, but, of course, that is the beginning of their trouble.
This movie bases itself on a homonymous video game, which I think is funny. It is funny that movies love to get inspiration from video games instead of trying to recreate the video game's plot. I really don't understand.
Anyway. I'm ok with trash movies. Sometimes they are acceptable, sometimes they are even masterpieces. This movie is none. It's complete trash with plank acting and nonsense. Characters are just plain dumb and stereotypical. Dismissable.
Director Uwe Boll is famous for his video game-into-movie adaptations and boobies. Yes. About 10 minutes of the screenplay and you get your fair share. Bravo.
The ending is mediocre, but it has one final little detail. Nice touch. However, by this point, this movie is already dommed.
Totally not recommendable to regular watchers. This one is only for hardcore zombie fans. But don't quote me on this one.