Review of Hard Ticket to Hawaii

1st watched 3/26/2021 - 2 out of 10 (Dir-Andy Sidaris): Very bad spy, nudie flick from the master of these films, Andy Sidaris. There is not much good about this movie unless you just enjoy watching poor acting and pretty women exposing their top side. The story revolves around some expensive diamonds being smuggled from what I think was a drug smuggling group, and their attempt to get them back after they fall into the hands of the good guys. It takes a good half hour before we even get to this main plotline, though. Dona Speir plays the lead tough girl, and the male lead is Ronn Moss(who is the lust interest of Dona). The "working for the government" role of the above folks is not defined very well, and they have no big boss so to speak of in this movie. In fact, Dona's partner is said to be "a civilian". The bad guys are just plain bad, and they even throw in an animatronic infected snake to try and add to the tension(that was not there in the first place) when things look to be getting better. I have to admit I had a hard time following the movie - partly because I guess I didn't care, but also because it probably wasn't spelled out too well. I don't have much else to say about this one except skip it unless you like bad movies or need to see some un-covered American boobs.