I can't think of a single thing to recommend about this turgid load of old codswallop.
I can't even imagine who they thought this would appeal to.
Madonna can't act the film has zero intrigue, suspense, or involvement. Not a single character is engaging. The entire film can only be compared to a mild migraine that you can't wait to be over.
I can't even imagine who they thought this would appeal to.
Madonna can't act the film has zero intrigue, suspense, or involvement. Not a single character is engaging. The entire film can only be compared to a mild migraine that you can't wait to be over.