Review of Foodfight!

Foodfight! (2012)
1/10
The end of the temporal concept...
16 May 2021
This... thing is so out of this universe that I'm convinced, that extra-dimensional eldritch deities must be real. I'm not saying everything in this movie is bad... though that's probably the case. But bad isn't the word I'd use. What I'd use is "wrong". And that in turn doesn't mean "there is something wrong that I can't put my finger on". But "wrong" as in "should not BE". Like it's a perversion and an affront to humanity and nature. That goes for animation, editing, writing, plot, "plot"... EVERYTHING is "wrong", to the point that I am broken in a way I cannot explain. Existential crisis does not quite cut it. There is something truly dark and sinister in play.

Watching this makes me feel like a black hole has spawned somewhere where my head connects with my soul (I believe in those now too, thanks to this) and is slowly sucking away my brain and soul at the same time. Somewhere in another universe there floats a chunk of brain matter with an unfinished human conciousness, and it has been contained for research by that world's version of the SCP Foundation, and it's being documented as a work of cosmic horror in another universe. And each of those universes is a tiny bit worse for it, because each version of this conciousness by its nature spawns other instances of this being in other alternate universes, and none of them might ever learn to truly understand it until it's far too late.

This *thing* is wrong. It should not be. But it is. And none of us are safe from it. For mere knowledge of this atrocity is enough to initiate... not end, because that implies natural flow of time, but the erasure of any beginning. Non-existance itself will not be. There is no word or concept in mortal tongue and mind to comprehend the state.

And humanity played a key part in it.

Tl;dr: Movie bad.
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